snookerpuff

another word for someone really close to you. a loved one

katterine was jakes snookerpuff

by jakeals August 1, 2010

snooker be damned

Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it

1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.

by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017

snookerton

A relatively hot girl at a bar or party. Usually noticed by one member of a group of prowling men and relayed to the rest of the group.

Hey man, check out that snookerton over there by the bar.

by Mulletia6 September 27, 2017

Snooker

Bend and stab. Requires two people, or a person and an object.

What do you do to exercise indoors?
Snooker

by passtheice September 27, 2020

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

snooker table

A pool table.

The snooker table has balls

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue

Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot

by SuperStarlord24 June 13, 2023