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portafilter sneeze

When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.
I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.
by macchina January 17, 2008
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Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.
I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!
by pickles24 March 18, 2020
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sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).
I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!
by Ceiniog August 24, 2011
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Brown Sneeze

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020
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Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.
Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.
by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008
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Sneeze Reaction

The time between a sneeze and the first person to say "bless you". There is usually one person in the crowd with a fast sneeze reaction time that starts off the "bless you" chain reaction where multiple people in the room all say bless the person for sneezing... for some reason.
Dave: "Ahh Chooo"
Matt: Bless you
4 more people: bless you
Dave: Damn Matt that was like a half second sneeze reaction, did you see it coming?
Matt: Nah, I'm just good.
by Mon-Star April 20, 2010
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Ohio Sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in an anal cavity, usually while rimming someone.
'Last night I gave that dude an Ohio sneeze!''
by Green Giant22 March 7, 2012
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