smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

by igotblueballs September 15, 2010

Smurf

A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.

trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!

by trammellk July 21, 2011

smurf

another word for weed.

Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.

by the charlie January 14, 2009

the smurfs

communist propoganda

damn those commies! i mean smurfs

by andrew yeh December 14, 2003

Smurf

Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language

1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up

by Avarael May 21, 2008

Smurf

Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.

What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!

by chya mamma December 9, 2008

smurf

another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.

Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."

by BelleAuBoisDormant March 31, 2011