puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

smuggling a lefferts

to have a sudden erection

I am smuggling a lefferts right now.

by TheDude Withaplan February 23, 2011

smuggling sushi

1. Describes a girl with a very stank vagina, which is similar to the smell of fish.
2. The act of robbing a Japanese restaurant

1. "Ay man did you ever f*** that one chick?"
"Naw man that hoe was smuggling sushi."
2. "Some one stop that man he is smuggling sushi!!!"

by Lyfeluver August 27, 2011

Butt smuggle

v. The act of hiding a large ass, usually with extremely tight or extremely baggy clothing.

"Damn, girl, you might want to butt smuggle that booty."

by dr. jizzle November 12, 2009

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011

smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.

delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.

by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009

Smuggling a 69

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)

"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"

by B. Bertha March 6, 2010