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by street smeg May 5, 2005
Get the rave smegmug. Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
by analex127 September 19, 2009
Get the Smeg scorpionsmug. The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.
"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
by Diego September 9, 2003
Get the Smegmug. putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling
I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
by Balls and Pimp Rew January 13, 2008
Get the smeg piemug. A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.
"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."
by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005
Get the joist-smegmug. by SmegKing May 22, 2023
Get the Smeg Halomug. a sexy group consisting of people from scotland, bulgaria and australia, they are extremely funny and should have grammys
by whos.orla October 21, 2022
Get the smeg’s groupmug.