Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

sapper thumb

when you are fucking a girl doggy style you stick your thumb in her ass

She went crazy when I gave her the sapper thumb

by Tak7671 September 25, 2006

Grease Slapper

Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.

Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.

by mikeverdill June 10, 2009

snapperhead

A moron, someone who, when born, never took the pussy off his head.

That fucking guy is such a snapperhead.

by Crusha May 4, 2004

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

snapper chat

when guys sit around and compare how good or bad a girls pussy is.

bill, i am going out with your ex girl friend tomorrow night. we need to have a snapper chat so you can tell me what that pussy is all about.

by fuckthathotass69 August 26, 2017