Bone Smooch

A gay male who enjoys giving another male oral

That guy is a total bone smooch

by juicycouture October 14, 2008

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dick smooch

guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.

That muthafucka just looks like a dick smooch!

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

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Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016

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smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

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smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

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