An elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. They can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on Sundays. They should clearly have their license revoked.
I wasn't able to make it to church this morning because a Sunday Sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.
by Silky Muscles September 1, 2014
Get the Sunday Sloth mug.Verb: To be Sloted, shatted on, Fucked, Screwed, Misled, Bamboozled, backstabbed, Hour late on lunch delivery, anything totally wrong about microsoft troublshooting.
by Miztikel December 19, 2008
Get the Sloted mug.Woman who intentionallly interrupts or "blocks" a friend from having sex with a man she finds attractive or is in competition with.
by RipperMan72 October 17, 2009
Get the Slot-Blocker mug.by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008
Get the sloth ass goon mug.n. An individual who, while under the influence of alcohol, becomes so overly sloppy that it would seem like he or she had eight arms to knock shit over with.
Kevin: Jesus, that girl just knocked over the pong table, threw her drink, and broke the back door window!
Colin: Dude sloptapus
Colin: Dude sloptapus
by ROONSKER May 6, 2011
Get the Sloptapus mug.A sexual position; The Sloth can be executed as follows: the male participant is on all fours while the female participant hangs from the male torso, wrapping her legs around his lower waist and her arms around his shoulders. The male acts as a branch while the female, much like a sloth, hangs from him, giving the position its name. The male is responsible for the thrusting motion required for successful sexual intercourse. If executed correctly, the female's body should be entirely suspended. Easiest if the male first enters the female while both are lying down. Once he's inside, the female wraps her arms and legs around him, the male gets on all fours, and The Sloth commences.
"The Sloth is my favorite sexual position."
"The Sloth is such a workout."
"I defied gravity while doing The Sloth with Karlin last night."
"The Sloth is such a workout."
"I defied gravity while doing The Sloth with Karlin last night."
by Kurt Todd January 19, 2006
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Sad lol. FML to a lesser degree. A lol at an unfortunate turn of events: ie. lol at how bad my life is.
Sad lol. FML to a lesser degree. A lol at an unfortunate turn of events: ie. lol at how bad my life is.
A bad photo is posted on facebook of you, you comment 'slol'.
Slol!! Amelia can't come tonight.
I just lost the game, slol.
Slol!! Amelia can't come tonight.
I just lost the game, slol.
by MoxieAmelia October 29, 2010
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