Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.

"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"

by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010

Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

by Clamer September 5, 2016

Slorshed

The state of being intoxicated, in any form, and becoming sloppy and clumsy because of it.

Dude I had so many beers, I'm slorshed!

by Bryfry November 25, 2017

Slogin

When your butt-checks get all sweaty and the poop from your butt starts to melt all up in there.

Bro!!! I’m straight up Slogin Rn!!!!

by KazMicBrowny April 20, 2021

sloglen

a sloglen is describing a person either in a nice way or a mean may

wow ryley is so cool hes just such a sloglen wow nicks such a fucking sloglen

by notlouiebrain August 25, 2021

Jumper Slogan

Usually a two syllable word people shout while taking a jump shot, can be more than two syllables but must be said with rhythm

jumper slogans
*goes up for the J* KOBE!!!
*goes up for the J* D-WADE!!!
*goes up for the J* WITSKI!!!
*goes up for the J* MELO!!!

by HulkUpKidd October 24, 2008