secret slob

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.

person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."

by observanthallmate May 25, 2013

slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

Slob Kebab

Sloppy seconds with a dirty Syrian.

"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."

by SirScoots April 23, 2016

slob mouse

A girl that thinks she is a bad ass. But does nothing but bitch and complain all day and is extremely messy and don't put out or try new things in the bedroom.

This girl was talking a big game until we got back to her place and I found out she was a total slob mouse.

by Ajax the asshat January 24, 2017

Slob Goblin

(n.) term referring to a promiscuous female. One who enjoys performing fellatio on as many boners as possible.

Arlene is a Slob Goblin. She'll give you a nice slob job and drive you to Taco Bell and buy you a snack.

by Nedward December 28, 2005

slob on the knob

to get or give a blowjob, head...you know sucking dick.

man, i can't wait until she shuts up and slob on the knob.

by x January 16, 2004

Sausage Slob

A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.

Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011