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Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.
Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"
by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014
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salami sling

Really tight speedo's worn by fat males or metrosexuals hoping to attract another male.
You could see his nuts hanging out in that salami sling.
by Matt Frankenfield May 13, 2006
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sling fuck

A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.

A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.

A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"

"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."

"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.
I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006
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spidey sling

when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.
"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW"

"hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling"
by The green goblin April 30, 2006
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Slinging the Beef

When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
"Hey guys! Look who is slinging the beef!"
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017
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