sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

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Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

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Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

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When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017

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super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003

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