slanker

combined from the words "slang" and "wanker"

used to describe the losers who spend hours looking up random words on urbandictionary.com.

That's right! You're a slanker! But so am I, so it's all good.

by SB May 21, 2004

slanted taco

When a woman is questioning her sexuality, and is in an in between sexual state between straight and another sexual preference. Hence a "slanted" "taco" as opposed to a "straight" "taco"

Are those girls lesbians ? I know one girl is but I think the other is straight, or maybe she's going slanted taco right now.

by Hands Across America March 16, 2017

slanted-clam

Love clam

Hey would you like to come to my local slanted-clam and eat clam chowder.

by flowersinwinter14 May 24, 2018

slanted office

The effect of a good rough banging. Can't walk straight and lean to one side because the man is left or right handed.

After Johnny Big Dick spent the night I was really living in a slanted office for 3 weeks.

by BigAl77 May 28, 2018

Shanked

Basically the way of saying 'do you wanna get stabbed' but in the UK.

'Aye my g, come her your bout to get shanked up.'

by yes no ok maybe September 14, 2020

Spanked

When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.

*Someone passes you the joint.*
*puffs*
-damnn this shit is spanked

by skelaaleks May 15, 2023

Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

by Weasel631 May 29, 2010