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kaitlyn stopper

Kaitlyn Stopper is the most intellimigent person you could ever meet! She is annoying, funny, pwetty and a great friend! She also has an obsession with guinea pigs and just animals in general. She also has a friend named Julia who is obsessed with the Dolan Twins!
Wow that person is crazy she must be called Kaitlyn stopper
by Dolan_twins99 May 12, 2018
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Church Bog Stopper

A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
by MWindsor February 7, 2020
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green puddle skipper

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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show stopper

a person who looks so good that they could "stop a show" in a sense. When they walk into a room, all eyez are on them and every stops to check them out.
My friend thinks she's a show stopper cuz of her pretty face and big hips
by iLoveMarcus August 22, 2006
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skipper

The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.
The skipper looked quite pleased as he directed his boat across the lake.
by zanny May 26, 2004
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Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.
Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.
by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006
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Skipper

1. One who skippers a boat
2. One who doesn't understand sarcasm or literal sayings
Teacher: Talk about how you don't understand sarcasm.

Skipper: Were you being sarcastic or literal?
by Oh Captain! October 16, 2013
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