Awkie Sitch

An abbreviated term used to describe an awkward situation after the fact, often used in a mocking or sarcastic manner.

Person A: ... and then it just went silent.
Person B: Awkie sitch, bro.

by mickeydubs November 13, 2011

bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.

1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?

by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

sitchitation

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.

Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms

I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.

by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009

gaying up the sitch

Make a situation or thing more enhanced by making it look or appear more gay in appearance.

Similar to the dated version of this expression "Camping it up".

Local council are doing up the streets and gardens in the main part of town. They are gaying up the sitch

by ozipete October 21, 2010

Fuck Sitck

Some one who stand in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them

Get outta the road you fuck stick

by Greg March 5, 2005