to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
by Dopey Mcgee September 06, 2010
A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.
Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
by SHWANGG September 01, 2006
Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?
Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
by TJromanowski February 16, 2009
When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”
by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 21, 2020
by TheClucass October 07, 2010
fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
by Big EE November 05, 2004
by King Shit January 17, 2003