silent spoon

to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.

In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?

Person 2: Silent spoon bro.

Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
by Dopey Mcgee September 06, 2010
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silent slut

A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.
Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
by SHWANGG September 01, 2006
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Sleeping On Silent

When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.
Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?

Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
by TJromanowski February 16, 2009
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Silent Abraham

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”
Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!
by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 21, 2020
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Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.
I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.
by TheClucass October 07, 2010
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silent stalker

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah
by Big EE November 05, 2004
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Silent but deadly

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD
Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.
by King Shit January 17, 2003
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