Get the Seiso mug.A lying, cheating, scamming, two-faced, son of a bitch who smiles in your face while completely gypping you out of your money.
A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.
by fuckedbymechanicwithoutlube July 3, 2009
Get the sheisty mug.An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the seismic fart mug.Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.
You sinister child!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the sinister mug.Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer
by dude_zeon September 24, 2005
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by Camo The Great December 15, 2004
Get the seismograph mug.A simple caring and loving girl. She is an important person in your friendship cycle. You can call her Simi or Simibi or any other proper nickname.
She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.
She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.
She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities
She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist
She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.
She is also very funny and jovial
She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.
She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.
She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities
She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist
She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.
She is also very funny and jovial
by Simbi d comedian December 29, 2018
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