Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.
Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"
Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"
Dude: "Roflmao!"
Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"
Dude: "Roflmao!"
by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009
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getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010
Get the cock shredder mug.(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
Get the shred gnar mug.Familiarized by its affiliation to it's cousin the Snow Bunny, the Shred Bunny is a rare breed of super hot, BA chick snowboarder.
Tom: Did you see Maryjane hit that rail?
Joe: Yah dude, I'd give my left nut to bang that Shred Bunny any day.
Joe: Yah dude, I'd give my left nut to bang that Shred Bunny any day.
by ShredBunny December 27, 2009
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by GameboyRMH November 12, 2004
Get the shred sled mug.texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007
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