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Mrs.Switzer

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.
by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019
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Shvitzer

(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A person who always reminds you how "well connected" and "educated" they are. They want you to know they are a high achiever and well off.
Sir Samuel reminded me he knows the Mayor personally and that he'll be at the Senators private party next week. The week afterwards he golfs with his Congressman. What a Shvitzer!
by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011
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hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.
Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.
by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016
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ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.
I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.
by crank April 20, 2005
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Switzersex

Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner
I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
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Switzerland

"Something you can bank on, just not in wars"
My money is in Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.
My money is on Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.
by ankchak October 25, 2018
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Stowitze

A collection of hundred jokes. This word was created by Akshay Kurian Saju who made this word to name his a joke book series. Each book of this series has a collection of hundred jokes and thus it is named like this. 'Stowitze' is a word which consists of two words - 'sto' and 'witze'. 'Sto' is a Czech word which means hundred and 'witze' is a German word which means jokes.
Sam: Hey, you have a joke book.
Ryan: Yeah. I have Stowitze.
Sam: That is Awesome!
by MR_HELP January 18, 2021
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