shootin a fair one from the shoulders

fighting toe to toe without help from friends and/or weapons

i bet if we shoot the fair ones from the shoulders i'll beat that ass

by Jay Wood August 10, 2003

shouldn't have called me full of hate

"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.

"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee

by Handme$73,000 October 8, 2007

Head & Shoulders

When you're showering with a girl and she's giving you a blowjob, you shampoo your hair and rinse the bubbles on to her hair. She then uses those bubbles to wash her hair, all the while still sucking the dick. This is called a Head & Shoulders.

I just got a Head & Shoulders last night. I've never felt so dirty and clean at the same time.

by anaslex July 7, 2015

Shoulda been there

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.

Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.

by Pisgah June 17, 2012

Greek Shoulders

When a man has overly hairy shoulders.

"I saw this guy at the gym the other day. He wasn't wearing a shirt. His shoulders were really hairy. Almost like a greek weightlifter's shoulder. Greek Shoulders."

by Treacheron February 16, 2009

head and shoulders

When a chick is giving you head you blow your load in her hair and rub it in.

Cindy was so bad at giving head I told her I had a suprise for her and gave her the old head and shoulders

by drite April 27, 2005

wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006