Shoe

1) A jizz collector
2) The female box
3) Pussy, not the cat

I tickled my girl's shoe with my feet, and now they smell terrible.

by Body by Jack March 30, 2008

Shoes

Non descript code word for pills ie oxy, viciden, percacete, pretty much any prescription drug.

Hey man are you going to the shoe store?

Ya I'm headed that way.

get me two pair, I need two pair.

Hey man you got and shoes?

What's wrong with tyler? I think he's on shoes again.

by Tatertot88603 March 20, 2013

shoes

What you don't need.

Father: "Put your shoes on, we'll be walking on nails."
Child: "Do you want to torture me?"

by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

shoes

slang term used for marijuana by paranoid white kids.

"Hey man, you got any shoes/can I borrow some shoes?"
"Yeah, I've been walking all day man."

<Thanks to my friend for being paranoid>

by Who_leo October 17, 2008

fufu in the shoe shoes

the act of a man who cums in someones shoes and the owner of the shoes then put the shoes on without knowing

person 1: " why are my shoes warm yet wet? "

person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "

person 1: " god dammit timmy "

by kickasskingsXD69 October 21, 2014

Shoe

An external covering for the foot, and that does not have toes. Skeletoes, for example, are not technically shoes.

I put on my shoes in the morning when I want to be a normal person, but when I want to look silly I put on my Skeletoes.

by Billy Joe Bob the 2nd October 20, 2012

Shoeing

the act of pelting someone with one's footware (shoe)

shoeing became popular after that famous Iraqi reporter tried to pelt George W. Bush with his shoe

by extreme133 April 10, 2011