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the pizza shakes

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.
"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"
by adr39 January 19, 2010
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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two shakes

by Tyler July 27, 2004
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William Shakespeare

An absolute Genius! The greatest person to ever write plays.
by Hydragon January 22, 2005
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Shakespeare

A method of torture used by English teachers on their students for their own sick amusment and the cause of a surge of sparknotes.com users
did the teach give you shakespeare too?!
by dramagirl3 December 3, 2008
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shakes

little peices of nugget left at the bottom of a bag. shakes can also be known as shwag in some cases.
we went through all the nug, we got any shakes left in the bag
by refund November 7, 2006
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