shithowdy

A greeting, primarily used in western states, expressing shock and amazement in association with the unexpected arrival of a former lover or spouse.

"Is that----? Shithowdy"
(Oh shit)
(Shit)
(Holy shit)
(No shit)
(Damn)

by hay-anus April 19, 2009

Shitdown

shitdown shit-douhn
- noun

Virtually known as a piece of shit electronic's last dying beep. Any device could be symptomatic if it is beyond all fucking repair.

shit down
- transitive verb

To experience utter farking failure in an electronic apparatus.

Noun:
Omgawd my computer totally just experienced a massive shitdown, fuck a bitch!

Verb:
My piece of shit Mitsubishi just shit down in a Hooters parking lot. If it had done so next to a Taco Cabana, all of the parts would've been stolen and I wouldn't have had to pay to have it towed to a fucking junkyard!

by dgills June 1, 2010

shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

by SirLeche April 28, 2005

shitlord

A well rounded insult for general usage, applied in much the same manner as gaylord. May be applicable in a whole variety of situations, as an admonishment, slur or even a greeting.

Alex, don't be a shitlord.

Good morning shitlord, how are you today?

by Mr S Lord November 5, 2009

Shitload

The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen

A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.

by not the milkman October 5, 2011

shitower

The act of defecating in one's shower then mashing it down the plug hole with your foot, or a finely directed stream of urine.

Yo look I jus flush my shitower down da drain yo

by Matthew Benjamin September 18, 2006

shitload

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.

Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"

by The can man. December 2, 2011