shitted up

to get pissed around, to be in a state after just breaking up with your bird/lad, to be annoyed.

Gaz - You seen Baz lately?
Chaz - Nope, he's been pretty shitted up after Lozza dumped him for Daz.
Gaz - Fuck.

by Cat(: February 8, 2008

Shifted-face

There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).

Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face

by k1m0z April 11, 2014

Shitted

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

by bigman234 January 1, 2020

twick and sisted

An example of the phrase 'sick and twisted', only switched around to make a point that whatever happened is completely unexpected and seriously warped.

"Dude, you're pregnant and you've decided to become a guy?! That is twick and sisted!!"

by Jayragepeace August 18, 2006

shister

shit head, chump.

That guy is a shister.

by Philip Heirshaft March 13, 2003

Shiste Monkeys

An expression of shock or surprise

Fred: "Can you believe I just finished a supermonster?"

Hewbert: "Shiste Monkeys!"

by calebmknight August 21, 2011

Shitted On Em

When a male hears the song "did it on em" by nicki minaj, he approaches the nearest female and grinds his gentalia all over her leg. the male also places one of his hands upon the back of his head. By doing so, he has shitted on her.

This act is best when done to over weight black women.

Yea son, you shitted on em

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011