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shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.
Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.
by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025
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Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook
Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.
by Little Scamp May 17, 2010
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Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018
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Who’s shagging arse?

Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse
by Elgreat January 27, 2022
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