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shit shivers

when you have to take a hardcore shit and you get shivers
Frank: Hey Fred why was that guy cold its like 100 degrees
Fred: He wasn't cold he just had the shit shivers
by yupz August 30, 2009
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The Flavor Savers

A comedy, electro-rock band started in 2006 and based in Chicago. The name "The Flavor Savers" comes from the word flavor saver and is a nod to facial hair and its ability to save flavor during foreplay or eating food. The name also evokes saving the flavor of music and sexiness.
by DanceCheetah November 1, 2009
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pee-pee shivers

when you have to pee so bad and when you finally make it to the toilet, you actually shiver a bit because it feels so good to finally be peeing.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i had to pee so bad i totally just got the pee-pee shivers, i shook the whole toilet.
by weiner4ya August 19, 2009
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The Devil Shaves

In all photographs of Jesus Christ, he is wearing a beard.

It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.
Phillip: JOHN, what you are doing is a sin.
John: Well, Phillip... the Devil shaves
by TheBathroomExperience May 14, 2011
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Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.
"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"
by winksie December 27, 2011
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shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".
There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Piss Shivers

The full body shivers you feel after peeing in cold weather, after the warmth of flowing urine has faded.
Typically experience by northerns who let it flow in harsh winter tundra.
Minnesotant #1: Dude you're wearing like three coats, why are you shaking?
Minnesotant #2: oh no I just had to spell my name in the snow, and now I have the Piss Shivers.
by J_Bushy October 6, 2016
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