Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!

Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

shafted

The idea comes from the practice when two girls go down on a guy. Since both girls cannot pleasure the head of the penis at the same time, one girl is forced to take the shaft of the dick. Hence, the word shaft or shafted referring to being screwed into a lesser deal or something not as desired.

man, i really got the shaft with these english groups.

Damn, you really got shafted when Leslie left you for Stan.

by 4mins4secs May 12, 2006

SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!

by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005

sharted

Fart gone really really extremely BAD.

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!

by Courtney 21 October 29, 2006

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

by Gn2206 January 19, 2008

Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

by vmrose August 22, 2007