Shart

a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.

Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"

"Man I think I just sharted!"

by turdmeister July 12, 2009

Shart

The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.

Bubba, did you shart again?!

by eekbaby June 24, 2008

Shart

To emit gas and #### at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly

I sharted in GODJOEY's face

by I don't need a name November 16, 2004

Shart

Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.

After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.

by Xenomancer April 9, 2009

Shart

Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?

by Bennnyballbags October 14, 2007

Shart

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009

shart

To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted?

Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

by g,sus November 28, 2007