When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.
After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.
by pinkboxerguy September 01, 2005
When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
by Stephen Carboni January 11, 2005
a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.
by eekbaby July 11, 2008
by I don't need a name November 16, 2004
by Xenomancer April 06, 2009
Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
by Bennnyballbags September 30, 2007