A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others

Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.

by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018

sussy simone

The act of being sussy whilst being simone

Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 10, 2021

Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.

Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!

by Sissy... March 20, 2013

simone

Super sexy, totally worth fukin
should get to her shes totally hot
luving simone aka simon haha
luv u babe

Just the best babe out ayy simone
she disagrees

by sodvbiwdf October 16, 2008

Smoney

Money saved; (arhaic and obsolete: smurf money).

"Making smoney." "We were making so much smoney today."

by Rachel the Runner June 14, 2008

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Semenemia

Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.

Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!

by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019