smurfed

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

by HMK715 November 13, 2012

Scurred

So scared you become screwed

Holy crap that scurred me

by derpeth February 15, 2018

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual

Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.

by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011

smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

by hulmie December 28, 2007

scuffed

1. To scrape something with the underside of a boot, shoe or foot which takes great skill and practice (especially in the game of football)
2. A compliment

My God, Andy Johnson scuffed that shot. Is there nothing this man can't do.

by greybot October 31, 2004