purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
by brother zone September 27, 2010
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Armenian Scud Missile

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.
by schoolsoutforsummer May 05, 2011
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negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do
rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat
by tigerlily April 20, 2003
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Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.
Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!
by Aryxsucks February 02, 2011
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Scud bomb

When a guy is checking out a girl but can only see her back, and she turns around and he finds out the person he was checking out was a guy!
Check out that girls ass in those skinny jeans... OMG that is a guy! SCUD BOMB!
by MsHbomb June 13, 2014
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road scud

Driving with friends to a party and you pregame the party during the journey.

Road Scud = Beer
I'm headed out for the airport but I'll just have a few road scuds on the way there in the back of the taxi.
by HJHabibi January 11, 2024
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Connor Scud

Harsh e-mail typically sent on Friday afternoon or Monday morning. . . sometimes based on fact, often based on emotion, always without regard for recepient's emotions. Sometimes without regard for own career.
Hey. The lousy state of industry affairs push you into the ticket brokerage business -- Hockey, Football, and Baseball tickets all given away in the same day?? If the above is true, could you put me down for the Back Street Boys -- I love Donny!

I think folks are ignoring me on this one.....So here goes....
by Fists December 24, 2003
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