bo-scatch

bo-scatch, or as in its full term, bovine scatulation, means bullshit.

Ray:'jean, put the gravy in the bin'
Jean:' shut up Ray, you chat bo-scatch'

by alex-girl January 4, 2009

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

Man Scotch

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

back scratch

More of the most pleasant feelings known to living beings

That was a good back scratch

by Hersheyyoung November 27, 2017

up to scratch

As good as expected or needed; good enough

His performance wasn't up to scratch.

by Shirifa June 9, 2018

pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.

Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?

by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009