Shlocked

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

Sblick sblock

The act of agreeing to whatever is said for the sake of your sanity.
Also it is the translation of تسليك in arabic
The act of not giving a fuck about what the other is saying but trying to act like you do give a fuck

She sblick sblocked so she can get on with the plan

by Callofdudy December 15, 2020

Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

scock

1. To suck one's cock. Usually guy-girl, but also used in guy-guy, and goat-goat.

2. To be extremely horrible or wrong.

Based off of the words suck and cock

If I could scock myself, I would.
That movie scocked.

by D-Man 99 January 18, 2005