schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

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Schwankee

1.A cool thing to do
2.An item that is cool
3.Cool, just in general . . . like neat-o, but cooler . . .

1. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
2. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
3. just plain old . . . Schwankee!!

by This person that is Me May 9, 2005

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Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010

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schwenk

A man with a full head of hair except for his crown which is very very bald

my my he has nice hair from a distance but as you approach you can see he is actually a schwenk

by James Schwenk January 4, 2009

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schwankin

meaning really cool or beyond awesome. this word was brought about by some kid in litchfield, minnesota. Also see awesome, kick-ass, or even cool .

"Dude that wasn't so freakin' schwankin'!"
"Wow, that trick's really schwankin'!"
"Let's have a schwankin' good time.."

by kidfromlitchfield June 8, 2007

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Schwing Schwong

The incorrect or retarded way of saying swastika.

John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"

Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"

John: "You know what I meant!"

Erik: "You're an idiot"

John: "I know"

by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008

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He's the guy who enjoys dressing in Granny's p.j.'s (is sometimes seen wearing a bright silver cape), has ears so large he can use them as weapons in battle, breath that smells like rotting snail slime and eats the cheese fugus between his own toes.

Warning! Stay as far away from this character as possible!! He has a horrible aim and so he'll try to freak you out by posing like a muscle man but ends up looking like a constipated turtle with extremely large ears.

by "Liver Lips" May 1, 2003

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