Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

shwing

Instant boner

*Hot chick walks by*
"SHWING!"

by Hizzo April 11, 2003

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise

That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009

schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

schwango

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

by the greggles February 25, 2010

Shwing

Adjective used to describe the tingle sensation or a attraction reaction felt by a human when another human is nearby. Popularized in the 1990's by Garth in the film Wayne's world, used in tandem with a strong pelvic thrust or pelvic gesture in the direction of the party.

Jimmy says "shwing" as Pamela walks by him in the break room and is later fired for harassment!!

by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015

Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011