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Schweetness

A combination of sick, sheeeeit, and sweetness. Used to describe a feeling of how cool or awesome something is. Created by Winsloaf Circa 2015
"Private, you've got staff duty on Saturday. Good luck."-Sgt Dickbutt
"Schweetness"-PVT Snuffy Joe
by Winsloaf December 10, 2016
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Schweng

The most beautiful girl on this planet. She’s perfect in every way.
I went to Burger King and I saw a Schweng. I had to get her number
by Jeffrey Dahmer III November 13, 2020
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Schwenson

Schwenson is a weed pen
Rolby let me hit your schwenson
by Big Michael September 29, 2022
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woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you
i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come
by lexsace June 30, 2021
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schwenis

Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis.
The schwenis is now more famous than the clenis.
by donth October 26, 2003
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Schwesno

A Shwesno is an ancient mythological beast of extreme good fortune and creativity.

A Shwesno is an ancient mythological beast usually depicted with the body of a dragon; the legs, cloven hooves, and horn(s) of a deer; and the mane and tail of a lion. Its face is usually rather draconic with lion overtones, though the Japanese version can have a bit more deer-like head. It is sometimes referred to as the Chinese unicorn because some Shwesno are depicted with only one horn. However, there are also examples of Shwesno with two curling horns or antlers like a deer.

Much more rare than a regular dragon, it was considered very wise, and a bringer of extreme good fortune, thus it is often depicted sitting or standing on a pile of money and gold. The Japanese version is quite benevolent and kind as well as bringing fortune. In the Chinese art of Feng Shui, it is one of the four auspicious creatures and its element is Earth. One ancient Chinese tale has a Shwesno appearing at the birth and death of Confucius as an auspicious omen, while another tale has a Shwesno as Confucius' father.
I saw a schwesno in my dream and played the lottery.
by jubman August 7, 2005
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schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important
Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.
by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007
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