The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.
Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"
Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."
Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."
Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
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I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
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A paradoxical adolescent mustache which is neither present nor absent.
Characterized by thin, uncultivated strands of short hair which sprout beneath the nose, probably members of the nosehair family, the Schrödingerstache confers upon its owner a mixture of creepiness and awkwardness.
Legend has it that the Schrödingerstache was discovered as the product of an unholy collaboration between quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger and facial hair expert King Gillette.
Characterized by thin, uncultivated strands of short hair which sprout beneath the nose, probably members of the nosehair family, the Schrödingerstache confers upon its owner a mixture of creepiness and awkwardness.
Legend has it that the Schrödingerstache was discovered as the product of an unholy collaboration between quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger and facial hair expert King Gillette.
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Get the Schrödingerstache mug.A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.
B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.
A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."
B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"
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Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.
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For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based
For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based
Drew :“Lilli and Myah in 8th grade were a total example of Schrodinger’s cringe.”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”
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(Person 2 is losing to person 3 in a fighting game)
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?
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