omega schlong

A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.

guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*

by Flameaway January 3, 2020

Schlong

A penis that is unusually thick and long in length

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Schlong Distance Relationship

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals

Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh

by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010

schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

by Jake R. April 11, 2007

schlong

(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language

Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"

by WitsEnd December 30, 2008

schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 12, 2009

Schlong John Silver

An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.

My girlfriend and I boned after playing tennis and I got the worst Schlong John Silver!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010