schloiken

the "king" in the realm of playing cards

yo yo yo yo yo, i got a straight: nine, ten, jack, queen, schloiken

by donatello December 17, 2003

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Schlock

Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.

The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.

by drawfork December 22, 2008

Schlicher

Shit licker (german)
one who licks shit

he licked shit.
he is a Schlicher.

by nygirl77 October 27, 2010

schnockers

That part of your body that is most susceptible to cold

It was so cold, I froze my schnockers

by Brent Burgoyne August 27, 2005

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003