The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.
"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"
by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020
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A combination of Schlong and Slang.
Schlong= Penis.
Slang = to sell (dope).
A combination of Schlong and Slang.
Schlong= Penis.
Slang = to sell (dope).
by Rehawse December 29, 2020
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schlaug • schlaugh • Schlaught • Schlaughterkök • Schlawg • Schlag • schlang • Schlager • schlagg • schlagered
verb:
pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"
1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy
2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others
pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"
1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy
2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others
by Ari_the_Owl March 28, 2021
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Get the Schluggy mug.When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.
I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
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1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
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