Shiffert

The name that one calls another when they want to slaughter a pig.

girl 1:'SHIFFERT ITS TIME TO BREE BREE THE PIG!!'

by BC13 mofos August 25, 2010

half-schaff

The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus

Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfly.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

schfifty five

a very high number that blade can count to
also hashmeer's IQ and girlfriend's age

schone,two,two and hailf,sheven,schfourteenteen,schwenty one,schewnty seven hailf,twenty seven,thirty seven,WHAT YOU SAY?? Shfifty Five.

by 0niTTRay April 6, 2004

Schofflering

Schofflering is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started schofflering me so i left

by Flaresplitz August 26, 2014

schaffnit

Very nice people and don’t usually go to fancy places love horses and animals in all the best family you’ll ever meet

Schaffnit I wish my girl was a Schaffnit my Gil’s a plain old rhino

by Slime sisters 101 January 21, 2018

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

schfiffty-five

the number 55

My IQ is schfiffy-five.

by Anthony and Tubbay December 5, 2003