schizophrenia

A severe mental illness, often recurring and sometimes progressive, in which the behavior becomes withdrawn and out of character, the intellect and emotions deteriorate and hallucinations may occur.

"Yeah, my friend, Bob here is schizophrenic; watch what you do."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

schizomaxxing

The act of gaslighting a schizo or making the person feel crazy or like a schizophrenic using deep hitting gaslighting tactics

My friend was literally schizomaxxing me into thinking the sun is fake

by torain December 24, 2021

schibby

exciting, awesome, great

You: We just got tickets to that concert!
Me: Schibby!

by My_Name_is November 22, 2005

schizofriendly

schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”

Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?

Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.

Her- That's awful, how do you know him?

Him- I just met him on the streets here.

Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?

Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

schizophrendliness

A condition in which a person who is not able to decide whether or not they are friendly.

Steve was pretty crabby earlier, but now he is awfully friendly. Must be another case of schizophrendliness.

by Urbamanda July 28, 2015

Schizoturniebutthole

When one suffers from both schizophrenia and Tourette’s syndrome while simultaneously experiencing anal hernias.

It’s so sad, Gerald was diagnosed with schizoturniebutthole and he was supposed to go trail riding this weekend.

by sammyg8 May 7, 2018

Schizosaccharomycetaceae

A family of fungi.

"Wow, I bet that fungus belongs to the schizosaccharomycetaceae family!"

by A Rhyme a Dozen March 24, 2020