Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

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skanked

to have danced "skank" in a past tense

last week i skanked my ass off

by Natalie b April 13, 2004

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skanked

being both "stoned" and "tanked" at the same time.

I drank a few beers and smoked a joint and I was "skanked"

by nora cheesecake July 16, 2005

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Skanked Rough

(v) Skanked Rough
1. The act of being disrespected, harrassed, or mistreated in any way to an intolerable extent. Can also be used in a sexual situation or any other negative situation.

Note: One may 'skank rough' or be in the process of 'skanking rough', though the past tense makes the most sense.

Ed: Dude, did Mara ditch you the other day?

Ivan: Yeah, she didn't even text me back after talking about hanging out all week, she skanked me rough.

Ed: Don't try to hang out with her anymore, you'll just get skanked rough again.

by The Wise & Francy Pants May 8, 2010

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Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.

George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!

by jefferson webber January 12, 2014

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