said no one ever

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.

by tagz May 1, 2013

i said what i said

when u say something shocking or unpopular and a bitch gets caught off guard or surprised

person 1: shawn mendes is hot but his music succs
person 2: huh?!
person 1: i said what i said

by periodtluv dx August 23, 2019

thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.

Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!

by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

You just said Ike

"You just said Ike, dumbass" is a line from DougDoug's video where he tries to beat a level in Super Smash Bros without saying the name of any Super Smash Bros character. Since "Ike" appears in alot of words, the most common Super Smash Bros character for DougDoug to fail the challenge on is Ike. The text-to-speech says "You just said Ike, dumbass" when that happens.

You just said Ike

by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022

what doja said

Doja cat once expressed her love for guys with big noses and explained the reason was because 'you can sit on it'

*tiktok of a conventionally attractive guy with a big nose*
*comments*: what doja said

by Imnotputtingmynameheretf May 31, 2022

Thats what he said

Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.

Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.

Person 2: Thats what HE said

by Crazyman4 July 22, 2009

That's what Hitler said!

The best joke ever. Soon to replace the terrible "that's what SHE said" jokes. Anything mildly anti-Semitic, involving cooking, showers, or gas breeds necessity for this comment.

"You stink, man. Go take a shower!"
'That's what Hitler said!'

by bleedblueandwhite September 12, 2009