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rock spider

A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.
"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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sliderhea

I've got sliderhea!
by J-Dawg22 February 24, 2009
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Sander Gausvik Heskestad

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world
Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour
by theflying_egg September 18, 2020
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Spider Bitch

A Karen who crawls on the walls in search of the manger with her bitch senses.
Yo look! It’s a Spider Bitch!!! I’ve only seen them in movies!!
Get the spray it’s a spider bitch
by Baron The Great October 27, 2020
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bog spider

A male (usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night clubs, ready to initiate a conversation with any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple meet and greet).

An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.

The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.

Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because

a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.

When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.
Rakey is a bog spider.

The toilets at Shepards Bush Walkabout are a Bog Spiders paradise.

Boggy
by FormerChairman February 14, 2008
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Mushroom Slider

When a chick is giving a massive blow job, stops and puts a line of cocaine on your cock, snorts it, then proceeds to deep throat said cock until she gags
This bitch gave me the meanest mushroom slider ever!
by SpecialEditionMario December 11, 2010
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dropping sliders

When you unintentionally release a less than solid, but still lumpy, bowel movement in an unexpected or a non-ideal location.
I don't think I will be invited back to that hot yoga studio after dropping sliders in the warrior pose.
by Baron Von Wonderbunk April 4, 2017
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