Rustic Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting

While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.

by TheUrbanSombrero August 3, 2019

Rusted Shut

The status of a females vagina who hasn’t been utilized in many moons

Ivanka is super hot, I heard she’s rusted shut though after her husband blew his dick off in that fireworks accident.

by shpesshssheshepkalna August 20, 2020

rusyidah

Azri's daughter :)

Rusyidah is so cute.

by Cdah October 22, 2020

rustad

Christian family, nice, loving, and fun.
Rustad is a great name!

Hi my name is John Rustad.

by anonymous October 27, 2020

rusticivy

a cool alpha male, he is so strong that even other alphas fear him, jokes aside alec is awesome!!! i love him (not in a relationship way) and he makes my day, even though he sent me 49 tiktoks once. yeah…… but he deserves the world! :)

N/A 1:hey do you follow rusticivy?
N/A 2: No, should i follow him?
N/A 1: Yes definitely!

by himiko yumeno on the 3ds June 19, 2021

RusticPvPs

the best youtuber to ever exist

person: i love RusticPvPs
dad: comes back from getting the milk

by RusticPvPs yt March 7, 2022

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023