Noise-Runner

Derived from Noise; adj.: A person who is so good at bringing noise to situations that his noise can be heard from light-years away. Not to be confused with a Noise-Walker, a weak Noise-Runner who thinks he/she runs more noise then he/she actually does. A Noise-Runner can recite any Mike Tyson quote off the top of their head with little or no hesitation. A Noise-Runner goes out to parties with full intentions of bringing as much noise as possible. One way they achieve this is by shotgunning 3 beers upon entry of a new noisehold (household where noise occurs) before acknowledging anyones existence within the noise. In short, it is a very noisey person.

See Also: Noise-Running (v), Noisey (adj), Noise (n)

"That scalley kid is a real Noise-Runner."

"I heard that kid put his noise inside of that girls noise and didnt pull out, what a Noise-Runner!"

by Noise-Runner20 November 2, 2011

Chug Runner

To be a Chug Runner is neither a good or bad thing. It simply just is.

You're a Chug Runner man.
Chug Runners are awesome.
Quit being a Chug Runner.

by Molgorath April 7, 2023

Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running

During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017

power ranger

A name given to a person, usually a man who is the ultimate wing man. When a person usually male is trying to score with a girl but her friend is ugly the power ranger comes in. The power ranger will have sex with the ugly girl so that his friend can have sex with the hot girl. The term refers to the television show where a group called power rangers kills monster. The friend having sex with the ugly girl is in effect killing the monster. The highest level of power ranger acts alone. Copulating with ugly people for no reason. A true hero for those of us to weak to perform the task.

Hey, the Power Ranger helped me score again!

by Juan John April 19, 2006

rectum ranger

One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.

<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.

by Brickman March 20, 2003

dead-ringer

a fake which looks just like the real thing

When two people look the same you might say:

Dave is a dead ringer for bob!

by cjklee March 6, 2005