Ranchero

a sexy way in spanish to say cowboy

i call up my ranchero every noche to baisez

by Dee the Shortee January 5, 2006

baboon rancher

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

Rancheritos

They are these rectangular fried chips covered in yummy chilito. You wish you had these. You wish you were bathing in these. Tan prietos.

Pablo: "Oh my God. I'm so hungry."
Leslie: "What are you craving?"
Amber: "Doritos?"
Pablo: "Fuck no. I want Rancheritos!"

by menudo123 June 25, 2019

Roncher

A sexy person that values honesty.

Have you seen Meghan, she’s such an awesome roncher

by Trulana January 25, 2020

Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

by D S op May 8, 2017