Roman Hands

A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.

by benjsmith74 April 5, 2009

Internut Romance

Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???

1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.

Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.

by Buck 98261 May 13, 2012

Romalyn

Romalyn is a good, strong and independent woman, once she loves you, she truly will, but be careful she's like a snow... Beautiful but Cold
Once her love has faded you cant do anything, any more to win her back

So if you met a Romalyn love her truly and purely bro

I love you Romalyn, and i Miss you :<
06-21-19

by Wyeth :) November 23, 2021

Father Roman

The Man that stole the 1201 time cube back from the Gazaians. On December 10 he arose, drinking the water of the Jordan and eating grain from Nazareth. He often claimed Jesus of Nazareth is greater than him.

“Father Roman was a great man”

by Ahrin December 8, 2018

Roman Tesmer

he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell

jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman

by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

Romain

Someone that fucks many girls but can settle down for a long term relationship on demand. He has a massive penis and known to have smooth hair.

This man is amazing, he must be a Romain

by Pussyslayer155 October 28, 2020

Romania

A fairytale-like land with mountains, plains and seashores, run by ill intended, corrupt politicians who repeatedly allow the people to die in fires, car accidents, and filthy hospitals.

Romania is part of the European Union.

by Usersa911 January 29, 2021